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Christopher Skyler Murphy

Landsburg Sophomore

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Oct 8 2012, 05:38 PM
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Christopher Skyler Murphy

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<b>Nicknames</b> Chris, Chrissy, Sky, Asshole, never Topher
<br><b>Birthday</b> March 17th
<br><b>Birthplace</b> Oxnard, California
<br><b>Age</b> Sixteen
<br><b>School You Attend</b> Landsburg
<br><b>Current Grade</b> Sophomore
<br><b>Height</b> 6'0"
<br><b>Build</b> Pretty skinny with a bit of muscle definition
<br><b>Distinguishing Features</b> Various scars from skateboarding, clear green eyes and ever-changing hair colors
<br><b>Playby</b> Joey Graceffa <p>
    Marshall Murphy, father<br>
    Hector Murphy nee Gutierrez, father<br>
    Noelle Skylar, biological mother<br>
    Jeremy Murphy, older brother
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</div><p><div class="q">WHY DON'T WE GET THE BASICS OUT OF THE WAY.</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">
Hey, I'm Chris Murphy. Sorry I had to do this interview with you through email, but my parents didn't want me staying late. I'm sure you get that a lot. So... I guess I'll get started on this and try not to ramble too much. The name's Christopher Skyler Murphy, but I prefer to go by Chris. The first name is nothing special, but my middle name is, sort of. It's an homage to the woman who gave birth to me. Given the fact that nature made it so my parents can't reproduce, they found a surrogate, a woman named Noelle, to carry me. She actually was a pretty big part of my life up until we moved to Chicago, I miss her a lot. Anyway, her last name is Skylar, my middle name is the more masculine spelling of it. Got it? Good.<p>
I'm pretty athletic, I guess. I skateboard and play basketball for fun, but not on any teams or anything anymore. Back home I did, but not here in Chicago. Guess I'm still trying to get used to the town. I'm not all that tall, just pushing six feet, but I've been told that I'm far from done, late bloomer or something. I just really hope I don't get to be anything over six-four, that's just too damn tall. I have really green eyes, I've been told they're one of the first things that people notice about me, when they notice me at all. I'm pretty quiet, I guess, it's a big change from how things were in Cali. Granted, when you can't hear anyone when they're talking to you, and you don't answer back, you tend to look like an asshole.

</div><p><div class="q">I HEAR YOU HAD QUITE THE CHILDHOOD...</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">
For starters, I'm originally from Oxnard, California - yeah I know it's a city that's pretty much called "Bull Testicle", but it was a pretty cool place, I lived there until I was ten. Then me and my dads moved further north to Los Angeles and we lived there until last year. Yup, Dads. If you haven't noticed by now, my parents are gay. It wasn't a big deal back home, and we're glad it's not one here either. I was a little worried when we moved about how people would look at us, but luckily, it's been pretty smooth sailing.<p>
But yeah, growing up was pretty easy. I played soccer and basketball a lot, and a little baseball too, but I wouldn't say I was athletic, I just sort of liked being outside. Surfing was the best, though, even after the accident. When you're on the waves, there's nothing to really worry about 'hearing'. Dad (Marshall) had his own nightclub out in Cali, and Pops (Hector) was a real estate agent. When the economy crashed, we fell on some hard times and the club was shutting down. Not to mention the hospital bills from my surgeries were putting a definite strain on our funds. A few months later, we're moving off to Chicago to start a new club, since supposedly, the entertainment-slash-real estate front was booming out here.<p>
Do I like it here? I guess. I mean, it's really different. Cold, kind of gloomy sometimes, but it's my home now. I've been here a year and it's still not any easier getting used to having to wear layers. I miss being able to wear tanktops almost year round, but I'm sure it'll grow on me sooner or later.

</div><p><div class="q">WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES?</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">
I love skateboarding, it's pretty much how I get everywhere. I have no real interest in getting a car. I'm not like, some sort of hippie or something, but they're just pollution-machines, and why bother when I've got a perfectly capable body? Doesn't hurt that I spent a good couple months thinking I would never walk again. Surfing's my other great love. Can't do it here in Chicago, but over the summer I went back to Cali for a week to see my friends, the only people outside of my family who know about my hearing loss. We spent almost a week straight on the beach, I think my tan from it's just now starting to fade. I love sushi, which is weird because I can't stand cooked seafood. There's a difference though, sushi doesn't have that rank fishy taste like it would if it were cooked. I love the outdoors, but only in warm places. I love Cali, but I think Chicago's starting to grow on me.<p>
I try not to dislike things the best I can, but shit happens. Like I said, cooked seafood, I'm not too big on cooked vegetables either. I know, I'm weird. I like my veggies raw and crispy. I hate sand even though I love the beach. Sand just gets in places it really shouldn't get. My major dislike is the side effects from my accident, from losing my hearing to the pain in my body when the weather turns cold. They said I shouldn't really be feeling it too much as I get older, but the aches are killer.

</div><p><div class="q">HOW ABOUT SOME TURN ONS AND TURN OFFS?</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">
Wow, really? I guess tact's gone out the window, so I'll be as honest as possible. I love someone with a good sense of humor. I'm pretty goofy and a little retarded once you get to know me, and if whoever can't take it, then they're losing points in my book. I love blonde hair and blue eyes with a tan. I think it's just a Cali prerequisite or something, but it's just what I tend to go for. They've gotta be caring. Like, not overly doting or parental, but they needs to look out for the people they cares about.<p>
I can't stand people who are like, completely cut off from reality. You know the type. The overly narcissistic, holier-than-thou types. Everyone is human, we are all equals, so why treat someone like shit? I just don't get it. Also, being thin is one thing, but being a stick is really not attractive to me. I get that some people are just naturally skinny, but it's not that attractive to me, same thing with musculature. There's a limit, people. And I guess people who are lazy. I'm too active to get hooked up with someone who's a human sloth.

</div><p><div class="q">I HEAR YOU'VE GOT SOME NASTY HABITS...</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">

</div><p><div class="q">WHAT ABOUT PHOBIAS? HAVE ANY OF THOSE?</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">

</div><p><div class="q">TERRIFYING! HOW'S THE LOVE LIFE GOING?</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">

</div><p><div class="q">WHAT ARE YOUR MAJOR GOALS AFTER GRADUATION?</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">

</div><p><div class="q">BEFORE WE GO, WHAT'S YOUR BIG SECRET?</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">
I can lick my elbow. No, seriously, I can. But in all honesty, about two years ago, back in Cali, I was out skateboarding, minding my own business, jamming out to some music. At least until a car came out of nowhere and rammed into me. They said that I was lucky to live, I was in and out of a coma for weeks. Maybe months? I really don't remember, I try not to think about it too much and I know my dads don't want to talk about it. I broke nearly everything on the left side of my body and some of the bits on my right, but luckily, after a lot of physical therapy, I got better. The only thing that didn't get better was my hearing. I'm deaf now. They said, maybe one day after x amount of surgeries, I might be able to hear again, but we don't have the money for it, and we never even found the person who hit me, so I'm stuck. Not to mention I don't want people knowing about it. I don't want to be some sort of charity case or have people pity me. I'm still normal, I can read lips almost perfectly without it being noticed, but a lot of people seem to think I'm a jerk because they talk to me and I don't answer. It's not that, I just... Nevermind.

</div><p><div class="q">AND WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON SECRET SAFE?</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">

</div><p><div class="q">THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.</div><div class="fda"></div><div class="fdb">
Typical sign-off to end the interview. This is your last chance to show off your personality!

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