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 The Story So Far, The Plot
Secret Safe
 Posted: Jun 19 2012, 04:22 PM
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The Secret Keeper

"Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal."


The Story So Far

Three years ago a website took Chicago’s Gold Coast by storm. Names were named, rumors were spread and hearts were broken. That website is Secret Safe, the internet’s repository for the latest gossip on the lives Masterson’s rich and famous, and their lesser cousins, the students of Landsburg.

The rumors run the gambit from the innocuous (sorry ‘bout that breakup, Mr. Darling) to the dark and seedy underbelly of Chicago’s less savory aspects (here’s looking at you, Fabrizio). Secret Safe thrives on submissions from its readers to keep the gossip current, and while a good portion of the things posted are lies there is the occasional gem of truth that makes it through.

A few of the more recent things Secret Safe has chronicled:

Ariel Darling’s spectacular fall from grace due to abuse of marching powder. (She got better, but no one cares about that)

Erik Darling’s secret then not so secret relationship with his best friend turned boyfriend Dorian Greyson and the subsequent messy breakup. (Poor guy just hasn’t been the same since)

Katie Buchanan’s Tour de Coq. (Seriously, girlfriend. Make Good Choices)

Melissa Price came out as a lesbian, then she got disowned, then her parents got murdered, then she got hooked on drugs, then she moved in with Erik Darling (love connection?!), then her and the Darlings had a bit of a falling out… (Wow. Your life sucks) Oh, there’s also a messy breakup with the Turkish ambassador’s youngest daughter. (Really really sucks) AND her friend killed himself because no one would put it in his butt.

And then there’s Gaston. Oh, Gaston. How we love your horsey face and all the trouble It brings. Our little Tumor Boy cheated on Katie with the previously mentioned Buttsex Suicide, and now rumor has it that he’s wooing Noelle Knight. Did we forget to mention that Gaston also almost got forked in the eye by Ariel's then boyfriend Michael Hawthorne? (Cocaine is a hell of a drug)

Speaking of Noelle… someone’s looking awfully thin lately.

Revisiting Katie, or more accurately, Katie’s sister. Everyone’s favorite Dead Rere got herself pregnant, then she got herself dead. (We don’t miss her)

Remember, without submissions Secret Safe will wither and die like the parts of Keegan's stomach have been lap-banded. So submit!

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